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Don’t Call It a Comeback. No, Really.

I just googled ‘World’s Shortest Running Comeback’ and I cannot believe that does not appear to be something runners keep track of somewhere. Runners keep track of all kinds of ridiculous things, so...

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Pancreatic Cancer Awareness: My Story

November 1st starts the beginning of Pancreatic Cancer Awareness month. I have been trying to process my own pancreatic cancer experience less publicly for the last couple of years. My experience,...

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What’s the Matter with Youth Sports?

We need to have an honest conversation about youth sports. We need to admit to ourselves- and everyone else- that while many kids reap the benefits of youth sports, not everything is a rosy as we want...

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Where the Hell is Northwest?

Marriage is a really just a commitment to make years of stupid decisions with someone who also has no idea what the hell they are doing. Or where they are going, for that matter. One of my ‘wifely...

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Deja Vu: Haven’t we operated on this back before?

I am going to try to keep this short and sweet, because I am exhausted and my brain isn’t fully functioning yet. On December 12th, 2019, I had a an L5-S1 spinal fusion. Technically speaking, I had an...

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Running Around Like a Drunk 5 Year Old

“I think I finally got a glimpse of what you were like when you were young,” Steve said carefully. “I can see why you would have been a bit of a handful.”  He was referring to a couple of  things I may...

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The Vagina Speech

“Write that down. It’s going in my parenting book.” I am always giving my kids crazy and ridiculous advice, which is shocking, I know. Ridiculous advice is a strength of mine, actually. I DO give them...

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There’s Trouble Afoot

So, a funny thing happened on the way to the COVID-19 pandemic: My foot stopped working after back surgery. Hilarious, right? You know what’s even funnier? Being alone so much that the phrase ‘My...

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Colleges Must be ‘Test Blind’ for Class of 2021

Colleges and universities must go ‘test blind’ for the class of 2021. Making scores ‘test optional’ is simply not enough right now. If colleges do not adopt ‘test blind’ policies’, they will create an...

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Senior Year in a Pandemic

My teenager just started her senior year sitting in front of her computer. It is the safest option my head tells me. My heart, on the other hand, wishes things were different. ID for the start of...

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